I must be too annoying 4 u.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
