i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Blood and glitter go together right?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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