we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
babies were throwing up all over the place
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
