You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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