Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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