I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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