Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Randomize
