remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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