its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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