Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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