He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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