when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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