Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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