I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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