I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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