I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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