i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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