NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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