It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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