There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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