I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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