Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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