White coat. Heels.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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