this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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