I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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