I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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