D3 body, D1 cock
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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