I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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