Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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