How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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