Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
She bit a glass in half.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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