she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
