Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
