she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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