you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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