Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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