Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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