i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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