Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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