The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Watching her eat just hurts me
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
