Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
My cat gives me a boner
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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