Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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