That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
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