DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
