awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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