Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Randomize
