we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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