you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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