S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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