They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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