Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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