The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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