But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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