You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
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