Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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