They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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