Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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