The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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