How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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